What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Are you a psychiatrist or a psychiatry resident?

Do you suspect you are taking psychiatry too seriously?

Here are some alert signs, so be warned

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the rest of the world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already!